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Buttercup Flibble	Babies		Lead	[-]
Posts: 14 10/21/04 04:07	Tags : None I think it's fair to say that Selina and Bruce are both intelligent enough to have had the forethought to use precautions, and probably won't have any kids until/if they decide to However, this led me to think about some other rogue couples, who probably don't think as far ahead as Bruce and Selina do, namely Joker and Harley, and Harvey and Ivy, and frankly this disturbed me. Therefore I had to share this horrible image with you all. What WOULD happen if Harley or Ivy found out that they were pregnant?
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Unregistered(d)	Re: Babies	#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 0 10/21/04 04:31	I don't know about Joker but I think Harvey would be running for his life. If you think Ivy is cranky now, just imagine how cranky she'll be when she starts to show let alone at 9 months.
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TwoFace275	Re: Babies	#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2455 10/21/04 12:28	blinks Good... Lord... slams face first down onto bar Rob steps forward While he's doing that, I would like to suggest, from what he's told me, that Harv and Ivy actually used the very best herbal contraceptions known to man or plant - that way, they can just get up whatever the Hell it is they get up to (some things a writer really doesn't want to think about) without worrying about... twins. (Had to say it). Also, I'm not sure what the CT take on it is, but is Ivy's genetic make up still biologically that of a womn to the extent that she can physically have children? I would very much doubt if she still produces enough female hormone to actually conceive. I get the impression she replicates in a very plant esque way, which is good news for Apollo over there. As for Joker and Harley, I would imagine they probably would use protection, be it Joker smacking her over the head before they could get too far, or maybe even using flavoured condoms in the range of something with a nasty taste like... Diet Moxie (quick nervous glance at Katfairy) or wood shavings or whatever, just because... well... you know... it might be funny for Jack if... Look, I'm not making this jump for you guys, OK? I've already gone way too far down this route for my liking! (Diet Moxie flavoured contraception - remember where you saw it first!) TWO-FACE: Poison Ivy. IVY: It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking half-way decent. TWO-FACE: Half of me wants to strangle ya. IVY: And what does the other half want? TWO-FACE: To hit ya with a truck. IVY: We used to date. JOKER & PENGUIN: Ahh.
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The Thundering Monkey	Re: Babies	#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 830 10/21/04 15:38	I have a different theory on the Harvey/Ivy method. While both of them are under the impression that they have always just been lucky when it came to timing and non-conception, the truth is, by the time the millions of Harveys boys that he sent to do the job get done with thier double-elimination coinflipping tournament to see who gets to do the honors, Ivy is no longer ovulating.
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Allaine	Re: Babies	#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1779 10/21/04 16:05	Unless becoming pregnant gave Harley some sort of epiphany about her relationship, I think she'd tell the Joker. And then the child wouldn't make it past the first trimester. Although whether she told him or not, barring a self-imposed seclusion for the next nine months, I wouldn't hold much hope for the baby's survival anyway, due to the physical abuse that comes with her line of work, and with her boyfriend. Sincerely, Allaine
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Catwoman Meow	Re: Babies	#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6453 10/21/04 16:23 Feline Fatale	The world will be relieved to know that the chemical bath that turned him into Joker in the first place also rendered laughing boy quite sterile. Mistah J is firing blanks (THANK GOD and so say all of us!) Now if you'll excuse me I have to go brillo pad my brain.
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hazel61	Re: Babies	#6	[url]	[-]
Posts: 439 10/21/04 19:08 Drama Queen	funny, I'm not quite sure if I'm glad I read this thread or not. head over to "things we'll never see
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TwoFace275	Re: Babies	#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2455 10/22/04 11:35	LOL! Well said Hazel. Monkey, you sir are a legend. That coin flipping thing will find its way into a TFT someday... with credit obviously. TWO-FACE: Poison Ivy. IVY: It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking half-way decent. TWO-FACE: Half of me wants to strangle ya. IVY: And what does the other half want? TWO-FACE: To hit ya with a truck. IVY: We used to date. JOKER & PENGUIN: Ahh.
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BenRG	Re: Babies	#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 294 10/23/04 18:46	Regarding Pammy and Harvey (and I am certain that this could only happen as part of a freakish comedy of errors, lubricated by much alcohol and an overdose of Pammy's magic pheromones), I think that it is possible that Ms. Isley could conceive. However, it is right to recall that her biochemical balance is really out of whack and I think that she might have a lot of hybrid botanical genes in her. This means that any kids, although superficially human, could quite possibly develop X-factor mutations with plant-specific capabilities upon entering adolescence. Just consider what this could mean. As well as dealing with that most wonderful of creatures, the teenager, Harv would also have to deal with a miniature Petal (and possibly a Mini-Us) who have the ability to discharge clouds of poisonous or soporific spores when angry, have extensible 'vine whip' limbs under skin flaps and can generate barrages of razor-sharp leaves, amongst other wonders. Ivy will be delighted at her little 'seedlings' (she has always been into this Gaia thing a bit too much anyway). Harvey will have to start dying his hair to ward off the arrival of grey-dom. Oh, and he will probably need to treble his Prozac dosage. ~~~~ They call me BenRG* But... I don't know why... ~~~*~
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The Thundering Monkey	Re: Babies	#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 830 10/23/04 19:40	*Quote:* As well as dealing with that most wonderful of creatures, the teenager, Harv would also have to deal with a miniature Petal (and possibly a Mini-Us) who have the ability to discharge clouds of poisonous or soporific spores when angry, have extensible 'vine whip' limbs under skin flaps and can generate barrages of razor-sharp leaves, amongst other wonders. Is it just me or does it sound like Harvey and Pam are going to have a couple of pokemon?
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BenRG	Re: Babies	#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 294 10/23/04 19:47	*Quote:* Originally posted by The Thundering Monkey Is it just me or does it sound like Harvey and Pam are going to have a couple of pokemon? Congratulations, TTM! You correctly identified that I used some of the grass-type skills from Pokémon. Okay, so it's plagerism, but this is a fanfiction site, so that isn't really an issue. ~~~~ They call me BenRG* But... I don't know why... ~~~*~
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Unregistered(d)	Re: Babies	#11	[url]	[-]
Posts: 0 10/23/04 20:37	nuff said. Women and cats will do as they please... Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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TwoFace275	Re: Babies	#12	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2455 10/23/04 22:38	We hate you all. TWO-FACE: Poison Ivy. IVY: It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking half-way decent. TWO-FACE: Half of me wants to strangle ya. IVY: And what does the other half want? TWO-FACE: To hit ya with a truck. IVY: We used to date. JOKER & PENGUIN: Ahh.
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stephensmat2	Re: Babies	#13	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1166 10/24/04 01:08	That's it! That's the way! Harv goes to the iceburg to show off his new look, Pam is happy for him since the 'Two' thing is gone forever, they celebrate with drinks on the house, and Pammy wakes up with a hangover and a muffin in the oven. Suddenly Harv is fates bitch again.
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BenRG	Re: Babies	#14	[url]	[-]
Posts: 294 10/24/04 19:29	*Quote:* Originally posted by stevensmat2 Harv goes to the iceburg to show off his new look, Pam is happy for him since the 'Two' thing is gone forever, they celebrate with drinks on the house, and Pammy wakes up with a hangover and a muffin in the oven. Suddenly Harv is fates bitch again A great idea, sm2! Something that I could actually see happening but probably won't. And Harv... We're only funning. I'm sure that Chris wouldn't really do that to you. Would you Chris? Chris... Why are you smiling like that? PUT DOWN THAT COIN RIGHT NOW!!! ~~~~ They call me BenRG* But... I don't know why... ~~~*~
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