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CT 30: Splitzville

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Chris Dee.gothampm	CT 30: Splitzville		Lead	[-]
Posts: 3929 06/03/03 16:32 Gothamite	Joker and Harley have split. Meanwhile far from Gotham... Chapter 1: Calling an Ubu ...at Fanfiction.net ...and Cat Tales website
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katfairy	Re: Cat Tales 30: Splitzville	#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 769 06/03/03 19:25 Ballistic Soprano	Ra's, Princess Prattlehead, and Joker/Harley "angst" all in one story? Suddenly I feel very sorry for Bruce... They sing choruses in public- that's mad enough, I think.
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Jillybean.gothampm	Re: Cat Tales 30: Splitzville	#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 26 06/03/03 23:53	I like so far, especially the Diana bashing. I caught an episode of Justice League today with my little sister and really - Diana is . . . stupid.
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Jarissa Paxton	Re: Cat Tales 30: Splitzville	#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 551 06/04/03 01:25	Heeeeeeeeeee hee hee hee The useful part of my response: Why hasn't Ra's gotten rid of Ulstarn yet? If he's that annoying, and no longer effectively punishing lax soldiers (who keep getting tossed out of the city), I can't see where he serves any purpose. Send 'im to Talia. Let her be aggravated for a while, the ungrateful child. Surely one or the other will be cured of their defect? Jarissa knight of the Cat-Tails Discussion Roundtable
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Catwoman Meow	Re: Cat Tales 30: Splitzville	#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6454 06/04/03 01:38 Feline Fatale	See that is why Jarissa is a knight of the roundtable, what a fiendishly clever idea.
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JasonBloodOfGotham	Re: Cat Tales 30: Splitzville	#5	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1611 06/04/03 02:53	eyes Jarissa with respect (and small modicum of fear) So we see.... Well, in any case. Lovely, lovely start to the next installation of the ongoing saga that is Cat-Tales. Bride of Frankenstein hair notwithstanding, we look forward to enjoying the rest of a series... in our lovely apartment... trails off while trying to decide between picture frames Ahem. What the idiot human is trying to say Is that new Cat-Tails always make our day. Harley and Ra's and the city insane (Not to mention that Bat in a world o' pain) A mixture delightful, by scribe most insightful And with that said I end my refrain. Bad Craziness: The Etrigan SiteKnocking ourselves out twenty-four seven "...and yet, strangely, flamethrowers are still illegal. "There is no balance in this place."
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stephensmat2	Well, it's happened!	#6	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1321 06/04/03 03:46	It's happened. Took a little longer than expected, but it's happened. Ra's is coming to Gotham, and he's looing for the rogues. Now, he underlines the succesful ones, and well, he's not gonna find many, but if he wants the ones out of Arkham, then at least Joker wont be there to notice. (Neatly dodging my 'King of the Rogues' fight, dont think I didnt notice) But, it has happened. Ras is coming to Gotham and he's recruiting supervillains. Bats sees that he's gonna blow a gasket. PsychoBat will be a kindness. It's gonna be battle royale once Batman figures out how to stand up after his last fight. Is Ra's just looking for a new elite corps, 'cause it sounds like he is, but the Bat clan's gonna see this as Ra's calling them out. The one thing that Bats has going against ra's is that the people in question are insane. They'll never work together, and they'll all want to have the primary glory, and that's assuming that Ra's can get them all to work together. It's happened at last. Took longer than I expected, but Ra's has finally woken up to the fact that there's something about Gotham. Jarrisa, brilliant idea. Almost scary in fact, and If I've ever said anything to you that could result in you coming up with an Ulustarn/Talia type retribution against me...well...I apologize. So, I assume this means that Selina's moved in, since her new tennant has arrived. So what now? Harley goes and tells Red that 'that man from the games has gotten Selina's apartment', and Red goes nutto? Then Red goes and drowns her sorrows over Puddin at the Iceberg, says Hi to Sly and weeps into her drink about Puddin and Selina and How angry Red was because the guy who got the better of her was living in the apartment now... Jervis at the next table overhears this and Jervis tells many, many people, word gets around that Ivy got her butt kicked by a guy and the Rogues start sending him fruitbaskets. No! Not fruitbaskets! Meat! Nice helpings of Christmas meat! Wait. Heh. Hehehe. HAHAHAHAHA! Pardon the Jokerlaugh but I just had a crazy thought! If Ra's is looking for the only truly successful villains that have come against batman, then technically the only one that has always escaped, and never been thrown in Arkham is in fact Selina! Now, Ra's knows about this thing with the two of them, but I'd bet good money that Ulstarn doesnt have a clue! So he'd track her down and tell her that 'the most honourable Demon-Head' etc etc has asked for her help. She scoffs about the Hairdo recruiting her to Bruce, who goes thermal and starts planting listening devices in the top three flors of the Imperial Hotel, because that's where he stayed last time he was in Gotham and hillarity ensues. How close am I?
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Allaine	Re: Well, it's happened!	#7	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1789 06/04/03 15:19	The minute I saw ol' "Hammer and Anvil"'s name, I about rolled out of my chair. I wonder if he can recite all of Mace Windu's lines by heart. While we're burdening Talia with Ulstarn, how about making Harley her very own Ubu? Very happy to see this arrive, Chris. Sincerely, Allaine
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TwoFace275	Re: Well, it's happened!	#8	[url]	[-]
Posts: 2455 06/04/03 17:15	Well, I think its almightily cool so far. We are looking forward to chapter 2 immensely. Groan all you want, but we are. Hmm... I wonder what Harl will do next? smug grin - aah, what it is to be close friends with a famous author "Harvey is Fate's bitch, it's that simple." - Chris Dee that seems to be your tagline. "harvey 'two face' dent...d.a.: this won't end well." - Query "Ooh, sounds good Query. If he ever runs for another office, we can handle his campaigning. Big huge signs saying "This Won't End Well"... bumper stickers... I see it All..." - Lady Dien
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Chris Dee.gothampm	Re: Well, it's happened!	#9	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3929 06/04/03 19:30 Gothamite	Hi gang, I had to drop by and acknowledge all the kind and wonderful words coming my way - but - no Q&A this time. If I answer, or even hint, that might derail the delightful streams of speculation, and it's all just too GOOD. One of you, not saying who or if here at FFnet, has certainly come close to a plotpoint, and one of you, also not saying who or where, has given me a SPLENDID idea! Ciaomeow, as we say in the neighborhood. “Do you, Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle promise to forsake all others and reserve your warped, angst-ridden, dysfunctional nincompoopery for each other, thereby saving at least two innocent people and providing untold hours of fascinated diversion to the rest of us who might otherwise think WE have screwed up relationships!” --Dick Grayson in a moment of clarity
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Nam El Baronoh.gothampm	Idea	#10	[url]	[-]
Posts: 353 06/04/03 23:07 Wonders	This may be the masocist in me talking, but would Ras ever take a 'Can't beat him, join him' philosophy? If Ras takes pride in studing the great minds, would he ever work WITH the detective and then accomplish his goals using his method? I mean he has the time to wait out the lifespan of one man.
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Nam El Baronoh.gothampm	Hammer and Anvil	#11	[url]	[-]
Posts: 353 06/04/03 23:09 Wonders	?
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Chris Dee.gothampm	Re: Hammer and Anvil	#12	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3929 06/04/03 23:27 Gothamite	I hate it when this happens: Ra's wants to answer that one personally. *Quote:* The Demon's Head is pleased you take an interest in his march to world rule. You shall be rewarded. In answer to your question, Future Minion, it is those first three words "Can't beat him" that make your question moot. Ra's Al Guhl does not entertain the possability that he must "wait out" the Detective's lifespan. I simply WILL get the Detective onboard, somehow, some way. I will have his industry, I will have the Detective sit at my right hand, I will have him for an heir, I will have him sire the next heir, and that is all there is to be said. The Demon's Head gets what he wants, it is that simple. For merely suggesting otherwise, Ubu will now escort you to the chamber for reeducation. Have a nice day. “Do you, Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle promise to forsake all others and reserve your warped, angst-ridden, dysfunctional nincompoopery for each other, thereby saving at least two innocent people and providing untold hours of fascinated diversion to the rest of us who might otherwise think WE have screwed up relationships!” --Dick Grayson in a moment of clarity
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xTheClownPrinceofCrimex	Re: Hammer and Anvil	#13	[url]	[-]
Posts: 407 06/05/03 00:01	Yes but... you have crap hair. sticks tongue out at Ra's and cartwheels from thread
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stephensmat2	Hey Jarrisa!	#14	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1321 06/05/03 07:07	Chris wrote: "One of you, not saying who or if here at FFnet, has certainly come close to a plotpoint, and one of you, also not saying who or where, has given me a SPLENDID idea!" I've read the reviews over at FF.net. And Jarrisa, I'd bet good money that she means either my idea with Selina or yours with Talia. One of us just influenced a Cat-tail. Makes you proud doesnt it? Who do you think it was? And, incidentally, I swear this isnt trying to get compliments, but which of us do all of you think she meant? Or do you think Chris meant someone else? Let me know.
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Allaine	Re: Crap Hair	#15	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1789 06/05/03 14:54	I'm probably very naughty for saying this, but has anyone noticed that Ra's and Jason have very similar hairstyles. Is the white streak an immortal thing, or was that big during the Crusades? Sincerely, Allaine
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xTheClownPrinceofCrimex	Re: Crap Hair	#16	[url]	[-]
Posts: 407 06/05/03 15:32	Now you come to mention it, Ive never seen the two of them in the same room at the same time... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!
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JasonBloodOfGotham	Re: Crap Hair	#17	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1611 06/05/03 17:31	.... .... .... right. opens two quick portals to Hell on the floor's thread, sends one Joker and one Clayface through, express delivery; closes portals and seals them, turns to look at rest of thread and inhabitants thereof Anyone else have anything to say about similarities between myself and the imitation immortal, who has to go dunk in a toxic pit to buy himself another handful of years and has the temerity (which will not, I assure you, go unpunished) to refer to himself with a term like "the Demon" anywhere in his name? Bloody poser.... stalks off to bar Bad Craziness: The Etrigan SiteKnocking ourselves out twenty-four seven "...and yet, strangely, flamethrowers are still illegal. "There is no balance in this place."
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Chris Dee.gothampm	Chapter 2	#18	[url]	[-]
Posts: 3929 06/06/03 20:44 Gothamite	Yep, Chapter 2 already. Had some unexpected free time Chapter 2: Odd Couples ...at Fanfiction.net ...and the Official Cat Tales Website “Do you, Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle promise to forsake all others and reserve your warped, angst-ridden, dysfunctional nincompoopery for each other, thereby saving at least two innocent people and providing untold hours of fascinated diversion to the rest of us who might otherwise think WE have screwed up relationships!” --Dick Grayson in a moment of clarity
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ThornSilver	Re: Chapter 2	#19	[url]	[-]
Posts: 116 06/06/03 21:55	I think Ivy is going to take out a hit on Harley. I mean, spreading all those lies. "Ponder shook his sleeves to leave his hands free. For a wizard, this was equivalent to checking the functioning of a pump-action shotgun"--_The Last Contintent_ by Terry Pratchett
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stephensmat2	Re: Chapter 2	#20	[url]	[-]
Posts: 1321 06/07/03 01:46	YES! YES! He wrote Catwoman! Just like I said! Hot Damn! I love being right! I'm done now. So anyway, how's Harv gonna react to the Ivy story? Last time he saw a Ivy story...well...lets just hope he get a new coffee machine, 'cause I dont think etrigan would take well to being chained up ala Nightwing. Know what I mean? And as he reels from this story, he gets invitede into the service of the demonhead. I wonder how the coin'll come up there. I'm guessing Bruce has a new after-defeat ritual. And on a personal note, speaking as someone who owns a cat, I dont think it's crazy apologising to one. My cat is unusual in that she makes eye-contact. It's clear when she's just watching, and when she's hungry, etc, just from looks. I've apologised many times. Not so much in words, not usually anyway, but I do make amends. For example: Accidentally step on her tail=give her a nice piece of fish instead of the usual dry food. Shoo her off a chair when she's curled up happily=give her a lap to sit on, and a nice scratch behind the ear. Call it crazy, but I prefer to think of it as setting a pattern. The cat knows that you do these thjings, and you tend to bleed a lot less. Any questions? Well yes, I have a question: Who's going to approach these likely candidates, how's Ra's gonna react when he sees Selina's name on the list... No. To make it good, he wont see the list, he'd just ask for the number and have Ulstarn make it happen. Makes it so much more entertaining. My key question: Who was the third name? We've got Catty, 2face and...who? Eagerly awaiting the next chapter.
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