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 Chris Dee.gothampm |
CT 32: Women Lacking Complexity |
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Posts: 3928 08/11/03 18:56 Gothamite |
The Prologue is here!
Women Lacking Complexity: The Women of Gotham...and the men they confuse. At Fanfiction.net and the Cat Tales Website |
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Star Ranger4 |
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Posts: 1285 08/11/03 21:38 Adrift in Space |
Hmmm. As much as I can sympathise with Bruce and
Dick so far, I have a feeling this is the... well... Tip
of the Iceberg.
Which seems to prove something, in that DD seem to be more of a villian than a rogue. They seem to have embarked on this through choice, not because of the influance of a VBD, for one. Oswald in Love? my goodness, whats next? Dr Bart actually making some headway on Joker??? "I was an Otaku before those kids
came along and changed the meaning of the
word."
-- HM "Howling Mad" Wilson to more than one team-mate. |
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Unregistered(d) |
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Posts: 0 08/11/03 22:00 |
oh really... well, then this
woman must be
very complex.
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Jarissa Paxton |
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Posts: 534 08/11/03 22:26 |
Thank you.
THAAAAAAAAANK you, thank you, thank you.
[mad cackling goes here] It's been a bad month (my computer STILL does not work, parts shipped back to supplier, tech support agreed but WAREHOUSE chippie argued with me), but I come to the Cat Tails board and my universe is good again. "I wonder what would happen if ...." Thank you. off to indulge in the Happy Dance, Jarissa
knight of the Cat-Tails Discussion Roundtable |
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stephensmat2 |
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Posts: 1132 08/12/03 02:35 |
Okay.
Double Dare. The reason that Dick never told Barb about the gymnast team, is not their size, it was their hair. Surely the all seeing Oracle would have noticed Dick's interest in redheads. Double Dare are stealing things from criminls. Sooner or later, somebody is gonna come for them. Oswald's right. They're marked. Bruce is right. Twoface is gonna take an interest in them. As for the discussion at family dinner. No comment. There is nothing that can be said, or not said that will allow this to go well for me. No comment. That's all I have to say about that. No comment, go back to your homes. |
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Unregistered(d) |
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Posts: 0 08/12/03 03:31 |
The choice of dinner conversation that they were
having, was to say the least, interesting. I'm now curios
to see what's going to happen when Twoface finds out
about Double Dare.
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Nam El Baronoh.gothampm |
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Posts: 353 08/12/03 05:53 Wonders |
1> What did Selina say to Bruce?
2> Why was Bruce grumpy? |
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Allaine |
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Posts: 1775 08/12/03 13:20 |
Quote: Little jerk beat me to it!  *heads off to museum for that one thread* This ought to be fun  Sincerely, Allaine  |
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DarkKnight.gothampm |
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Posts: 941 08/12/03 14:44
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Quote: Actually, I think the appropriate question is: When is Bruce not grumpy?  As far as why he reacted the way he did to Selina's secret sign language -- two words: Feline Logic. |
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ichigenka.gothampm |
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Posts: 247 08/12/03 16:21 |
ah, a fun read. I feel kinda sorry for Pen though,
cause so far none of his
"relationships" have worked out.
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Catwoman Meow |
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Posts: 6453 08/12/03 16:28 Feline Fatale |
And what is wrong with feline logic? hmph!
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Allaine |
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Posts: 1775 08/12/03 18:28 |
On the one hand, if this theory is true, it should
make all the flat-chested women feel better.
On the other hand, that doesn't do the women of Gotham a whole lot of good. Sincerely, Allaine Fun fact: Most complex country on the planet - Sweden. 25% of Swedish women wear an "A" cup. 2% wear a "D" cup. Courtesy of Pop-up Video. |
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Catwoman Meow |
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Posts: 6453 08/12/03 22:33 Feline Fatale |
Rest assured the women of Gotham do not give a
moment's thought to either the theory or the
reality-challenged gits that put it forward, except on
special occasions when we take ten or twenty seconds to
laugh at them.
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TwoFace275 |
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Posts: 2455 08/14/03 11:08 |
A fun read indeed. And naturally I love seeing good ol' Harv in the Tales, and hope to see him soon... Or is this a double bluff (geddit?) from our illustrious CatTales Maestro? Only time shall tell. Good stuff Chris. "Harvey is Fate's
bitch, it's that simple." - Chris Dee
that seems to be your tagline. "harvey 'two face' dent...d.a.: this won't end well." - Query "Ooh, sounds good Query. If he ever runs for another office, we can handle his campaigning. Big huge signs saying "This Won't End Well"... bumper stickers... I see it All..." - Lady Dien |
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Chris Dee.gothampm |
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Posts: 3928 08/16/03 16:58 Gothamite |
Well, Chapter 2 is here. It is at the Official Cat
Tales Website at cattails.homestead.com/files/women-2.html
EDIT: As of Sunday morning, the FanFiction.net chapter hiccup seems to be repaired: www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1472275&chapter=2 |
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ichigenka.gothampm |
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Posts: 247 08/16/03 19:56 |
yeah i just check it out and the order is not quite
right on fanfic.net
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Unregistered(d) |
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Posts: 0 08/16/03 23:17 |
I enjoyed the ending of this chapter. I wonder how
Bruce is going to react to finding out that Selina has
the cat figurine that he gave to a previous girlfriend,
even if she was nothing more than a
"bimbo" as Bruce put it.
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Star Ranger4 |
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Posts: 1285 08/16/03 23:49 Adrift in Space |
Ah, Poor Ozzie.
Looks like he's condemned to never find a woman who likes him for him, doesn't it? And actually, I rather liked the insight into Huntress' mindset too. about the onlything that kinda catches my attention is that Batman hasn't warmed up to the cats as much as Bruce has. "I was an Otaku before those kids
came along and changed the meaning of the
word."
-- HM "Howling Mad" Wilson to more than one team-mate. |
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Jarissa Paxton |
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Posts: 534 08/18/03 18:06 |
[mad cackling goes here] Oh, my. He didn't really think that, just because Catwoman doesn't steal any more, that she gave back everything she'd acquired during her previous career. Did he? Surely not ... well, actually, thinking about how his mind works, yeah, he did think exactly that. If he thought about it at all. Now, will he think the matter through before he demands that she get rid of all her stolen property? Oh, I hope so for his sake. Jarissa
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Chris Dee.gothampm |
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Posts: 3928 08/19/03 14:15 Gothamite |
Quote:Without knowing any of the particulars, the House is giving odds at 16:1 against. So if anyone believes B is going to handle this like a gentleman and a scholar and is willing to put their money where there mouth is, this could pay off all those student loans. |
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Carla7 |
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Posts: 2 08/19/03 15:46 |
Hi, I'm Carla and I'm a big fan of your stories.
I've read them all and can't wait for the next, you
really are and awesome writer.
That said, I'm from Peru and a spanish-speaker, so I wanted to point out some mistakes language-wise in the story. ¿ Madre del Dios, Qué hemos venido? ¿Madre de Dios,a qué hemos llegado? these cookies are cielo, heaven el cielo when you refer to heaven; cielo when you refer to sky. We had a new boss. Pozo y Bueno Well and good it's not and expression we use in spanish; but pozo is a well of water, what you meant was Bien y Bueno. Hijos sin valor de lingotes I really don't know what you tried to say there. What was the sentence in english? Maybe I can help you out with the translation. The lingotes part is the one mistaken. Madre de la Virgen del Dios That's either Madre de Dios o Virgen María; the way you have refers to María's mom. Okay, that's it. I promise I wasn't trying to be annoying;  I just
figured you would me interested in your stories having
the same great quality they always do. If you want to use
spanish in the next chapters, I'll be happy to help you
out with some translations if you want.Take care and keep up the great work! Carla |
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