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It is very difficult to comment on a story that you spend most of your time alternatively snickering, guffawing and holding your ribs over...

The more I find out about Bachelor/ette parties, the happier I am to have escaped, all those years ago...

More, please, Chris, both from the guys and the girls. I'm sure there must be more mayhem you can work into this; after all, there are guests at both parties who haven't been heard from yet...

Let's see: at Dick's bash, we've seem the victim himself, Bruce, Tim, Clark, Kyle, Wally, Steve, Ollie, Eel... Assuming Alfred is there -- and he must be, surely? -- that leaves five more willing or unwilling conspirators to aid in yet another demonstration of Dick's Bruce Wayne Entertainment Disaster Theorm.

Who else is there, I wonder? J'Onn, I think (and hope), and we haven't heard from the Titans yet (Wally doesn't count), so... Roy, Vic and Gar... and the ubiquitous A.N. Other, I guess. Oh, the possibilities...

Back at the female entertainment... well, Cassandra must be there, surely? In which case, she's going to have a fun time reading Lois and Diana's body language -- Lois' in particular, 'cause I suspect Diana is mostly indifferent... Who else? Donna? Kory? Or would that be considered even more tactless than Lois and Diana? Barda? Oh, please, please... I do hope so...

I wait with breathless anticipation for the next part of this, Chris, if only because you've most likely got something planned that's even worse than anything I can imagine!

<pant, pant, pant...>

<snort>

<guffaw>

Breathing can be problematic when laughing this hard...

One thing about your writing, Chris, is that it's so good that I can forgive "errors" when they serve to drive the story; for instance, I can't really see Clark being affected by Ivy's pheromones, lemon-scented or not, but it's not important because it's so much better to have Dick the hero and Bruce set up for Selina's verdict on his not recognising the "stripper." It's a bit rough on poor Tim, though -- how about Steve getting his comeuppance for introducing Ivy into the party? At, say, the reception?
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