
Ra's Al'Ghul makes his way up onto the stage with the Demons Head Trio (Ubu, Ulstarn and Il'nar)
They called me the Cadaver, called me Petrified
Said I couldn't leave Nepal without Ubu by my side...
But then I cried so many nights, How the Detective did me wrong.
And I grew Strong!! I learned how to get along!!
And now I'm back!
(and now he's back!)
I've got a plan!!
(He's got a plan!)
To let me take my rightful place as Emperor of Man!!
I've dispatched my Daughter Talia to steal Batmans Protocols!!
and when she does! The Justice League will Fall!!
Oooh Yeah, I will Survive!! Yes as long as there's a pit somewhere you know I'll be alive!!
I've got all my lives to live, you've got all the world to give!!
I will Survive, I will Survive!! OOHH Yeahh!!!
*At this point Ra's began dancing,but I'll spare you the details*
Meanwhile the Mad Hatter prepares to once more attempt to do justice to "Rasberry Beret".
Alternate Dimensions that didn't make the cut.
Mundus Alius Jeeves: (When Butlers Ruled the Earth)
Mundus Alius Flattley: (Justice through interpretive dance)
Mundus Millerus Nihilus: (Post Apocalyptic World where comics professionals are hunted on a sadistic game show)
Mundus Alius Acme: Shadowy figures run across rooftops. Camera focuses on figure in the lead. Action freezes. Catwoman (Felonius Felinus) Action resumes. Batman comes into view (action Freezes) Batman (Prigus Selfrighticus) Action Resumes to its inevitable conclusion..
Mudus Alius Dallas:
Talia: "Don't act high and mighty with me Selina Kyle, I knew you when you were still slinging hash browns at that truck stop in Iowa!"
Selina "How Dare You!!" *SLAP!!*
Talia: "You Bitch!!"
*KERSPLASSSHHH!!!*
Mundus Alius Dursley:
Bruces face flushed an ugly shade of red as his eye began to twitch.
We Swore Selina!! We swore we'd train that nonsense out of him!!
Tim: "I want my Hogwarts letter!!"
OUT!! OUT!! Go to your cave boy and no dinner!!
I've got good news Selina. Dr. Lieverman and I have developed a device to keep Zatanna from tampering with our minds again. I've got another for whiskers, and one more for you.

All nominations in this category by Thundering Monkey
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