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Chris Dee.gothampm	2d Annual Things...Epic and Special Subject		Lead	[-]
Posts: 3928 02/01/06 22:08 Gothamite	Tags : None Ra's Al'Ghul makes his way up onto the stage with the Demons Head Trio (Ubu, Ulstarn and Il'nar) They called me the Cadaver, called me Petrified Said I couldn't leave Nepal without Ubu by my side... But then I cried so many nights, How the Detective did me wrong. And I grew Strong!! I learned how to get along!! And now I'm back! (and now he's back!) I've got a plan!! (He's got a plan!) To let me take my rightful place as Emperor of Man!! I've dispatched my Daughter Talia to steal Batmans Protocols!! and when she does! The Justice League will Fall!! Oooh Yeah, I will Survive!! Yes as long as there's a pit somewhere you know I'll be alive!! I've got all my lives to live, you've got all the world to give!! I will Survive, I will Survive!! OOHH Yeahh!!! At this point Ra's began dancing,but I'll spare you the details Meanwhile the Mad Hatter prepares to once more attempt to do justice to "Rasberry Beret". Alternate Dimensions that didn't make the cut. Mundus Alius Jeeves: (When Butlers Ruled the Earth) Mundus Alius Flattley: (Justice through interpretive dance) Mundus Millerus Nihilus: (Post Apocalyptic World where comics professionals are hunted on a sadistic game show) Mundus Alius Acme: Shadowy figures run across rooftops. Camera focuses on figure in the lead. Action freezes. Catwoman (Felonius Felinus) Action resumes. Batman comes into view (action Freezes) Batman (Prigus Selfrighticus) Action Resumes to its inevitable conclusion.. Mudus Alius Dallas: Talia: "Don't act high and mighty with me Selina Kyle, I knew you when you were still slinging hash browns at that truck stop in Iowa!" Selina "How Dare You!!" SLAP!! Talia: "You Bitch!!" KERSPLASSSHHH!!! Mundus Alius Dursley: Bruces face flushed an ugly shade of red as his eye began to twitch. We Swore Selina!! We swore we'd train that nonsense out of him!! Tim: "I want my Hogwarts letter!!" OUT!! OUT!! Go to your cave boy and no dinner!! I've got good news Selina. Dr. Lieverman and I have developed a device to keep Zatanna from tampering with our minds again. I've got another for whiskers, and one more for you. All nominations in this category by Thundering Monkey Voting monitored and tabulated by OraCom.
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Kimberly T.gothampm	2d Annual Things...Epic and Special Subject	#1	[url]	[-]
Posts: 647 02/04/06 03:17 Gothamite	So, what happened to the old "Things You'll Never See" thread? I went looking for it just now and couldn't find it. I'm asking 'cause I really think we're missing an entry in this particular contest, one that would have been made early last year: all the different booby-traps that Selina triggered while searching for ways to beat the JLA's security system. Hysterically funny! Heck, Chris liked one of 'em so much that she mentioned the 10 G's of Thanagarian gravity in the next chapter of Identity Element! But it should still qualify for the contest, because we never saw the other booby traps... let's see, there was a giant Oreo... Kimberly T. "Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand!"
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Catwoman Meow	Re: 2d Annual Things...Epic and Special Subject	#2	[url]	[-]
Posts: 6453 02/04/06 03:24 Feline Fatale	That was one of the threads badly corrupted in the 5/31 crash.
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The Thundering Monkey	Re: 2d Annual Things...Epic and Special Subject	#3	[url]	[-]
Posts: 830 02/04/06 14:08	Okay, I'll give this a shot. Not for the contest, but because some of you enjoyed it. grumble grumble...memory like leaky sieve.... Traps of the Justice League Security System. 1. Day 1. Excedrine Headache Number 198 Bruce made his way down the stairs to the cave with a bottle of excedrine and a glass of water, only to find a dazed looking Selina trying to straighten the ears on her cowl. "Kitten? Alfred said you called up for some aspirin. What happened to.......Sandbag? Sandbag. Day 2. There's always room in Jello. Bruce returns from Patrol to find Selina suspended upside down in the midst of a green Gelatinous Cube of Martian Something, glaring at him. Ah, I see you've met Bob. Not to worry, I think he likes you. I'll just leave you two lovebirds alone then shall I? Day 3: Day 3: Tim cheerfully rides the butlers elevator down to the cave with a plate a sandwhiches and chips. The doors slide open and Tim is confronted with an Enormous Springloaded Oreo, with a clawed black glove waving feebly from the filling. Tims momma didn't raise no fool. Tim quietly steps back into the elevator and lets the door close. Day 4 The Batmobile pulls into the cave, and Batman leaps out, only to almost Stumble over Selina sprawled flat facedown on the ground. Alright there Kitten??? ...Are you you sure you're the worlds greatest thief?? Should I see if Catmans available?? Somehow despite nearly 10 G's of Thanagarian Gravity squishing her flat, Selina manages to errect one finger. Day 5. Selina Storms into the Study. " I QUIT! Do you hear ME!?? Q.U.I.T QUIT!!! You people are insane! Kamikaze Swordfish! Phanthom Zone with Barry Manilow!! And you call us EVIL??? Don't even try to kitten me you Bastard, I QUIT!! She storms off again. But Kit....Selina!! I solved the case yesterday! Didn't I tell you?? Kitten?? I thought you'd be happy for me??
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Oracle.gothampm	Re: 2d Annual Things...Epic and Special Subject	#4	[url]	[-]
Posts: 635 02/20/06 22:09 Gothamite	Alternate Dimensions That Didn't Make the Cut by Thundering Monkey
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