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CAT-TALES
DIGEST
by Cassie Cain
(Is best seller - or else)
Paper tell lies about Catwoman. Catwoman hurt paper. Bruce spit up coffee. Then go on date, which kind of like patrol, but no stop crimes. Fat lady fall into ropes.......no wait...Fat Lady scream, someone else fall into ropes. anyways, not important. Bruce give Catwoman basket of fruit. Catwoman get mad. Not understand that part either, moving on.
Think they have coffee or something but maybe that later.
Bunch of stuff happens but then handsome stranger - find out later is called Greg Brady - Is dreamy. Not know what that mean , but is so. Is like big dreamy tiger stalking prey through jungle. Stupid Tim is making choking sounds...no is laughing at me...will be back in minute...only take minute for stupid Tim.
Am back. Stupid Tim is like pretzel Ha Ha. Teach him to laugh at mighty jungle tiger. Tim more like fluffy rabbit. Ha!
Where was I. In third story. Huntress has Boney ass. Hatter is always right about that.
Fourth story is fight in shower and Bruce is beloved. Tim Shut up! No make me hurt again.
Then Bruce become robot and make cheese puffs. Dick make whipcrack with hand when Bruce no looking and say he make wonderful wife someday.
In next story Bruce and Catwoman (Not Selina!) have lots of sex and Joker forget to sing Pinafore song, so no can kill.........................................don't get it.
Also fight about anniversury. Babs say men should just accept that they always wrong and shut up then not end up on couch so much.
After that Batman watch stupid Demon Hairdo on woman talking show 68 times. Canary also sleep with Hairdo...or maybe not. No can see doing that ...maybe if was Greg Brady would sleep with him 68 times. Uh Oh! Bruce is mad now. Will make new setting for Zogger I bet.
hmmm....Bruce wants to date Laker Girls, (maybe show Selina Pretzel Trick later) and rich lady think they getting married but is trick because Dick get married instead and Bruce no can make that kind of comittment. (Will Definately show Pretzel Trick) Tim no go anywhere.
After that, Bad Guys tell Bruce rules so no get set on fire and 4th through 6th is Nature Special Time. (Haha love see Tim flinch when say that stuff)...also Dick chases Babs skirts and Bruce raise Holy Hell.
Bunch of other stuff happen ...Long story short Kittlemeier gone, Thanksgiving cursed and Babs wear dress to give lapdance, Steph look fat in jeans, Bruce get drunk and Dick propose just in time for Hell Month.
CATWOMAN
PURRS
They say God writes lousy theatre. They haven’t been to Off-Broadway’s Hijinx Playhouse lately where Selina Kyle, purporting to be one of Gotham’s most mysterious costumed nightcrawlers, The Catwoman, is currently starring in a one-woman show: Cat Tales. For nearly two hours the buxom but athletic brunette, draped in a skin-tight purple catsuit that leaves precious little to the imagination, enthralled the audience with anecdotes about a nightlife we all know exists in this city but which few of us have seen firsthand... Celebrating 5 years
by Cassie Cain
(Is best seller - or else)
Paper tell lies about Catwoman. Catwoman hurt paper. Bruce spit up coffee. Then go on date, which kind of like patrol, but no stop crimes. Fat lady fall into ropes.......no wait...Fat Lady scream, someone else fall into ropes. anyways, not important. Bruce give Catwoman basket of fruit. Catwoman get mad. Not understand that part either, moving on.
Think they have coffee or something but maybe that later.
Bunch of stuff happens but then handsome stranger - find out later is called Greg Brady - Is dreamy. Not know what that mean , but is so. Is like big dreamy tiger stalking prey through jungle. Stupid Tim is making choking sounds...no is laughing at me...will be back in minute...only take minute for stupid Tim.
Am back. Stupid Tim is like pretzel Ha Ha. Teach him to laugh at mighty jungle tiger. Tim more like fluffy rabbit. Ha!
Where was I. In third story. Huntress has Boney ass. Hatter is always right about that.
Fourth story is fight in shower and Bruce is beloved. Tim Shut up! No make me hurt again.
Then Bruce become robot and make cheese puffs. Dick make whipcrack with hand when Bruce no looking and say he make wonderful wife someday.
In next story Bruce and Catwoman (Not Selina!) have lots of sex and Joker forget to sing Pinafore song, so no can kill.........................................don't get it.
Also fight about anniversury. Babs say men should just accept that they always wrong and shut up then not end up on couch so much.
After that Batman watch stupid Demon Hairdo on woman talking show 68 times. Canary also sleep with Hairdo...or maybe not. No can see doing that ...maybe if was Greg Brady would sleep with him 68 times. Uh Oh! Bruce is mad now. Will make new setting for Zogger I bet.
hmmm....Bruce wants to date Laker Girls, (maybe show Selina Pretzel Trick later) and rich lady think they getting married but is trick because Dick get married instead and Bruce no can make that kind of comittment. (Will Definately show Pretzel Trick) Tim no go anywhere.
After that, Bad Guys tell Bruce rules so no get set on fire and 4th through 6th is Nature Special Time. (Haha love see Tim flinch when say that stuff)...also Dick chases Babs skirts and Bruce raise Holy Hell.
Bunch of other stuff happen ...Long story short Kittlemeier gone, Thanksgiving cursed and Babs wear dress to give lapdance, Steph look fat in jeans, Bruce get drunk and Dick propose just in time for Hell Month.
CATWOMAN
PURRSThey say God writes lousy theatre. They haven’t been to Off-Broadway’s Hijinx Playhouse lately where Selina Kyle, purporting to be one of Gotham’s most mysterious costumed nightcrawlers, The Catwoman, is currently starring in a one-woman show: Cat Tales. For nearly two hours the buxom but athletic brunette, draped in a skin-tight purple catsuit that leaves precious little to the imagination, enthralled the audience with anecdotes about a nightlife we all know exists in this city but which few of us have seen firsthand... Celebrating 5 years
