"Uh... we have a question coming into the studio regarding last week's Caption Contest. Speaking as someone with X-Ray vision, are they
real?"
"Her teeth? of course, they're straight and shiny and natural."
"...Well, I'm glad we cleared that 'complex' matter right up."
--stephensmat2
"Her teeth? of course, they're straight and shiny and natural."
"...Well, I'm glad we cleared that 'complex' matter right up."
"Wow, the light on that camera is really bright."
"Yeah, Luthor calls it a Kryptonite Flood Light."
"Luther? Kryptonite?
--nodrogs
Anchor: And now, let's go live to the-WHOA! Lois!
Lois: #Ahem# Right, Dan, we're here with Superman, just yards away from the scene-
Co-Anchor: #Quietly# Isn't she married?
Lois: I HEARD THAT!
--stephensmat2
Ms Lane... Err... Kent. Do you have any comments on the Post's recent claim that you've been cheating on Mr. Kent with Superman?
--StarRanger4
... because there's No Such Thing as Kryptonian Eye-Bleach
--Jarissa Paxton
The absolute WORST moment for Superman to discover he has super-flatulence powers.
--nodrogs
Superman: #Sotto# I pulled a cat from a tree Lois, it's hardly breaking news.
Lois: It's also the only way we get to spend time in each others company tonight Smallville.
Superman: Um...
Lois: 'Yes Dan, we're here with Superman just yards away from the scene...'
--stephensmat2
Here's a Muppet News Flash! Our newsroom has been flooded with calls today, reporting that superheroes have been afflicted with a Mysterious Disease
that distorts their extremities into bizarre, Escher-esque claws. We go now live to the scene in Metropolis, where Lois Lane reports on the word from the
Justice League.
(Background babble: Great Caesar's Ghost! Wonder Woman's BLEEEEP just grew BLEEP!)
--Jarissa Paxton
(Background babble: Great Caesar's Ghost! Wonder Woman's BLEEEEP just grew BLEEP!)
It's incredible really, how simple it was. See, Lois gets sent to interview Superman, after his latest success in foiling Lex Luthor. Luthor, watching from his Supervillain hideaway, gets a little spiteful, and has a childish tantrum, using the amazingly powerful electronic equipment of his, to start drawing horns, and mustaches on the transmission over Superman's face, live to air. When he drew in a pair of glasses, nobody could believe it.
--stephensmat2
