Yeah, Batman just got checked into Arkham. How'd that happen?
Apparently, he ran into Harley Quinn and Pamela Isley. They kept going on and on about how it's been so long since they last saw him and how was he doing and how they should really get together more often.
Wait, he said all that?
Nah, that's what Nightwing said. He brought the Bat in. Funny thing, though.
What?
He was talking to himself on the way out. Something about how he could finally be his own man...
--Random Equinox
The Contest: Fastest Time, Reduce the Bat to goofy, muddled passivity
The Entrants: Smilex vs Pheremones*
The Winner: the lady bartending just a smidge left of camera
--Jarissa Paxton
*not you, Azzie
Tony Stark: I wanna be a DC!
Batman: Trust me, it loses it's appeal once you get greened.
Tony Stark: Airtight armor. Pressurized too. Invisible Woman? Wasp? MJ Watson? All taken my friend.
Batman: #Grunt# I think I wanna be a Marvel.
--Stephensmat2
*lip twitch* And they think they have me on my knees...
--Kessie
What brought him to his knees was the BAD Huntress costume just out of frame.
Harly and Ivy are just capitalizing on it.
--StarRanger4
Down in 1.68 seconds, even with Selina waiting at home.
--Stephensmat2


