"That's a lie officer, this man is the real Riddler. He was robbing the place. Robin, tell him!"
"..."
"Robin?"
"Bet you're regretting all those Dating My Teenage Protoge rules now huh?"
--Stephensmat2
Robin: You really asked Catwoman to test out a "Bat-Cage"?!
Eddie: What were you thinking?!
Both: You're lucky this is ALL she did!
--Jarissa Paxton
There's an Earth-3 joke in here somewhere.
--K9TheFirst1
#Batman looks up as Robin and Riddler came in.#
Batman: How goes the super-Monopoly match? Did you pass 'Go'?
#Riddler opens the cage and shoves Robin in.#
Batman: What happened?
Riddler: He told Selina a 'Community Chest' joke.
--Stephensmat2
*copyright disclaimer: I own nothing :(*
Riddler: There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you. Robin, you do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your power! Join me, and I will complete your training! With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to Gotham City.
Robin: I'll never join you!
Riddler: Batman never told you what happened to your father.
Robin: He told me enough. He told me Captain Boomerang killed him!
Riddler: No. I am your father.
Robin: No. No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Riddler: Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
Batman: No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!
Riddler and Robin: ...
Robin: Wow, Catwoman was right.
Riddler: Wow, Selina was right.
Riddler and Robin: He is gullible!!
--Random Equinox
Log Entry:90026060
Emergency treatment of Nigma and Robin after exposure to SmileX gas mostly successful. They are no longer in physical danger, but THEY JUST WONT STOP LAUGHING. Unsure how much more PsychoBat can take before I snap!
--StarRanger4
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Eddie, you really want to talk very softly right now."
"Everyone, and The Riddler means, EVERYONE, knows you don't eat Harv's Rumballs."
"Again, quietly."
--Stephensmat2


