http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
For anyone who hasn't read this: do so.
For everyone who has: Imagine the horror of Ra's al Ghul actually reading this. What lengths would Batman be driven to to keep a directive of such potential from the devious minds of his enemies?
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
Cartier's might also benefit from reading this.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
Sorry about that Eddie.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
"Haul out that damned Demon's Obit, boys. He's gone and died again."
"That's the third time this week!"
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
I knew Ra's hadn't read this.
For anyone who hasn't read this: do so.
For everyone who has: Imagine the horror of Ra's al Ghul actually reading this. What lengths would Batman be driven to to keep a directive of such potential from the devious minds of his enemies?
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
Cartier's might also benefit from reading this.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
Sorry about that Eddie.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
"Haul out that damned Demon's Obit, boys. He's gone and died again."
"That's the third time this week!"
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
I knew Ra's hadn't read this.
Ah yes, the Evil Overlord List! You're absolutely right, Joanna. On all counts. And a
few of Spitcurl's enemies would certainly benefit from my personal favorite: 
