What she says: "I give you two simple tasks... Hold onto one of my potted beauties and keep me abreast on the Batman situation, and you screw up both, you hunk of worthless meat!"
What he hears: "~ hold ~ my ~ breasts ~ you ~ hunk ~!"
--nodrogs
Hey! Eyes up here Bucko!
--stephensmat2
The secret demise of Ivan the First.... and the reason why Ivy stoped bothering with male henchmen, greened or otherwise.
--StarRanger4
Broken pot = broken heart.
--nodrogs
Batman Attack Method Echo: A simple batarang into whatever pot the greened slave is holding, and Ivy will not only be distracted, but will easily remove one or two henchmen before you have to fight them yourselves. (Note: This tactic also works on Joker henchmen, but that pesky Zero-Body-Count Rule is in effect at all times)
--stephensmat2
Those captions are too heavy for these fragile pots! I forbid it, do you hear me? LOLPLANTS are NOT FUNNY!
--Jarissa Paxton
"You got tile on my nice, clean dirt!"
--nodrogs
"Ivy's my hero, cause she's so brave and strong!"
--stephensmat2
