The real problem when the costume gets ripped... the interesting stains it leaves behind
--Starranger4
Rejected protocol number 238 for dealing with Superman's X-Ray vision.
--Nodrogs
Uh... no. Definitely not. Superheroes (and superheroines) wear underwear over their clothes. Frat boys wear underwear over their heads.
--Random Equinox
Cassie's English Lessons, Specially Written:
Question 9: The ______ of Batman are always watching you.
--stephensmat2
Is that a mask in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
--Starranger4
Easiest way to ensure that you never get laid.
--Coralskipper
Harley Quinn finally found a way to get Joker's attention.
--DorothyTRose
Joker's ultimate plan.
"First, I give him a wedgie. Then a swirley. THEN I kill him."
"But puddin, what if Batman isn't wearing underwear?"
"Don't worry, I've come prepared."
--nodrogs
"Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-LEY!! Call me sane, but I think I see something subliminal in these undies. Something obscene..."
--K9TheFirst1
