In another topic on this board, someone said that "Daughter, pleasure the detective" was perhaps the worst sex-related line in badfic.
I think it's been dethroned.
You can see the insanity for yourself here and here. Keep your eyes peeled for these choice passages:
I think it's been dethroned.
You can see the insanity for yourself here and here. Keep your eyes peeled for these choice passages:
Ok nice reviews only no flames aloud. I don't know what lube is but everyone was bitching about me not have lube in the story so I put it in there. I think it's a sex act or something because they was talking about how you have to have lube before sex so I guess lube is kinda like orel sex only different because you need it. So now people will have lube before sex so no one will get mad.and during a bout of sweet, sweet love where Remus Lupin is asked to pick up the pace:
"IF I GO ANY FASTER WE WILL BE AT HYPER SPEEEEEED!" Lupin shouted trying not to moan while he shouted.




