You have the right to remain silent, so shut the f--- up! You have the right to get an attorney. If you can't afford one, we'll get you the dumbest goddamn lawyer we've got. If you get Johnnie Cochrane, I'll kill ya! -Lethal Weapon 4
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yeah....add on top of the heat and rain....one
pissed of kitty...woke me up at 6am this mornign and
wouldn't let me get back to sleep....
********* You have the right to remain silent, so shut the f--- up! You have the right to get an attorney. If you can't afford one, we'll get you the dumbest goddamn lawyer we've got. If you get Johnnie Cochrane, I'll kill ya! -Lethal Weapon 4 |
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Catwoman Meow |
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He was just reminding you that you promised her an
extra breakfast and checking his little kitty-watch he
couldn't help but notice it was already six and if he was
going to eat extra-breakfast properly before it was time
for regular breakfast, you need to get a move on.
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Kendra.gothampm |
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we have this psoter of Britney Spears on one of our
doors....the door was open but he kept pawing at it from
like 5:30 to 6 (when I got up) he was feeling up Brit's
legs!!!
I don't KNOW what was getting into him...Unless he thought she was real and wanted her to play with him! ********* You have the right to remain silent, so shut the f--- up! You have the right to get an attorney. If you can't afford one, we'll get you the dumbest goddamn lawyer we've got. If you get Johnnie Cochrane, I'll kill ya! -Lethal Weapon 4 |
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Chris Dee.gothampm |
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*bursts into bar under heaps of packages and flops
into booth
Hey everybody, looong story but seeing as it's the weekend, we have time: yesterday a friend asked me to an ESPN club to watch the Belmont Stakes, which was quite fun, but the best part was the club is near some KILLER SHOPPING. So... *runs around the bar setting up small kanji tealight holders on each table... Aren't they wonderful. *hangs Japanese Noh mask on the wall of her booth And isnt' that lovely. Everybody also gets a package of shrimp chips, and a T-shirt if you can find your size. (Only thing you're getting that I didn't. Couldn't get my size And, Selina gets this adorable little white and blue stretching kitten for her curio, and check out these wonderful oversized cafe au lait mugs (Did I mention this place was ecclectic?) And all I ask in return is a corkscrew to open my bottle of Sauternes... that's the one thing I didn't get enough of for everybody. Sorry gang, not made of money. I'll happily share my one bottlet though. *pats bottle affectionately. Anyway, Kendra, Kitty sounds a little like Cashmere. He has two stunts he'll pull in the morning to force me to get up. One is to hop up on a chair where he can paw a picture on the wall. He knocked it down once, and even if he's not in danger of doing it again, it makes noise. He knows I'll eventually get up to stop him. Plan B is my dresser where there is a bottle with a semi-fragile long neck. He knows I don't like him up there either. Same principle: if he's going to damage something, I have to get out of bed. |
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Catwoman Meow |
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Okay here we go... Monday... coffee... *sighs* this
isn't as easy as I remembered
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KillerCroc1313 |
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Monday the 13th... 'nuff
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TwoFace275 |
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*Harv considers options*
Think I'd better go with Option Number 2. *Rob groans in the background as Harv makes his way over to NaeNae* OK littlelady - send the nice masseur over Ann's way - she sounds like she deserves it. But don't worry about saying nice things about me. I mean, I'm me! Who couldn't love me? There is a wonderful sentence in
Augustine... "Do not despair: one of the thieves
was saved. Do not presume: one of the thieves was
damned." - Samuel Beckett.
All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. - Bob Dylan |
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TriniNaeNae |
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My pleasure!
Hmmmm, should it be pretty or not? Well, I have a prefence to pretty with a hint of sophisticate so... *Snaps fingers, a handsome man in his 30s, immpeccably groomed in a suit walks in the bar* *Snaps fingers, and a massage table (or whatever it's called) appears in the appropiate place* *The handsome man approaches Miss Kendra and informs her that the wonderful Harv has paid in full for her to get the massage of her dreams* There. If you are not satisfied in any form or way, please alert me to as such and I will remedy it. You may now have full control of the masseur if you are pleased with him. *Nods* My good deed is done. Hmmm, order me some chocolatey delight would you Harv, dear? _________________________________________________________________________________________________________ I'm hoping today will behave, really. |
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*Harv looks exceedingly smug with
himself*
You're a good lass Nae Nae. That stuff Joker wrote about you on the men's room wall isn't at all true you know. *Rob sighs, raising his eyebrows apologetically at Nae. He overhears Goldstar* Oh no! That's terrible! *offers a hug* Barkeep, something strong on my tab for the lady please. Coffee if that's what she'd like, but it's been an awfully long time since we dusted off Jason's... ahem... Special Brew. You can even use my Blowtorch mask if you wish. |
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*Parse Parse Parse*
*Lightbulb comes on* AWWWWW SHOOT. I'm so sorry to hear about that Goldstar. I wish I had some more words of comfort, etc... I know it will be even harder to accept because she didnt leave any explaination behind. If you feel the need to vent, well... My ears are always open. And I've got your next drink after Rob's. "I was an Otaku before those kids
came along and changed the meaning of the
word."
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Igor.gothampm |
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*comes in running toward the toilets hands clutched
in front of his mouth, some unsavory sounds later walks
back into the bar wiping his mouth*
Sorry about that everyone, after the regurgitating-exam I had to regurgitate my lunch. Catty, I'll have some water first and then a Bellini please and Goldstar's third drink is on me. Jarissa, thanks for the drink. Chris, I won't take your odds since it's obvious the Jesuit will win with his 'superior' Faith and his paternoster can be used as a whip and as a strangulation-cord. Ah well, at least the next exam will be interesting and marginally easy: History of Rome. Most of it I've seen during my High School Latin lessons anyway and "I, Claudius" and "Claudius the God" are perfect background material. Nunc est bibendum! In unity lies
strength.
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Chris Dee.gothampm |
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Since her feline self is evidently busy somewhere,
I think I can handle the basic bartending, as far as
pouring the many coffee drinks... and will just leave the
baileys and amaretto out there for goldstar to spike or
not as she wishes... water, bellini and good wishes for
Igor, no charge on the Bellini, that's my treat in thanks
for the mental image of Client 1 being whipped into shape
by a rabid Jesuit
And um, hm, I'm sure I'm forgetting something. But that will have to do for now. Screaming for Jason and Etty to do their thing, that I'll leave to Catty. The thing with actors is you have to be a realist and you have to be deluded. You have to think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, and you have to know you're not. --Bette Middler, Inside the Actors' Studio |
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Kimberly T.gothampm |
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Goldstar, oh dear...
(Dammit, somebody show me how to make this thing send real hugs electronically!) Looks like your next few drinks are already being paid for, so here's a virtual box of See's Candy's finest assortment. *nudges box along the bartop* I recommend starting with the white chocolate truffle; it's like being kissed by an angel... Even if the door looks closed, don't lock it. There might be a sea change later on! Gotta disappear for a while, and somehow force myself to stop doing what I love (see rants.) I hope things are looking up for you when I return! Kimberly T.
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stephensmat2 |
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#Strolls into the bar, orders a round for
everybody#
I feel great. I chose to celebrate this fact with a DVD shopping trip, picked up the first three seasons of West Wing, grabbed Groundhog Day and Who Framed Roger Rabbit for the laughs, and rounded it off with my favourite genre, the classic SciFi's of The Day the Earth Stood Still and Earth vs The Flying Saucers. And Chris, you know something? When the first season aired here my VCR was busted so i never actually saw CJ doing 'The Jackal'. Ahhhhhh. |
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Igor.gothampm |
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Excuse me? Are you talking while watching CJ doing
the "Jackal"? Sacrilege! Get the
torches and the pitchforks!
Edit: This wasn't meant as the start of a favourite scenes thread. In unity lies
strength.
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TwoFace275 |
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It's going to turn that way though!
CJ doing The Jackal is... jaw droppingly wonderful. The programme generally is though - I love all of them, and have yet to come across a bad one. (About to finish Season 1) Favourite moments... Bartlett throwing out the people Josh insulted in 'Premier'. The first time you see him, such a brilliantly powerful scene. The opening part of one episode where Bartlett is addressing fishermen (I think) in a speech. Sam realises he hasn't altered the speech to take into account the fact that it has been moved indoors due to the rain. Everyone assures themselves Bartlett will notice and change it - he of course doesn't. Hillarious. The basketball game, and Bartlett bringing in the substitute. "That was Steffi Graf sir!" Funny stuff. There is a wonderful sentence in
Augustine... "Do not despair: one of the thieves
was saved. Do not presume: one of the thieves was
damned." - Samuel Beckett.
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Chris Dee.gothampm |
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>> The first time you see him, such a
brilliantly powerful scene.
"I am the lord your God, thou shalt have no other god but Me" ...now THAT'S an opening line, isn't it. Whewee. Okay favorite moments from first season, I've got to go with "the band gazebo" (Josh taking out the fencesitting democrat changing his vote in "Five Votes Down") and later in that same episode when Leo goes to Hoynes, and H picks up on the vibe that Leo's on the edge, their political feud goes out the window in a second and he snaps into AA mode. I really think Hoynes is one of the least appreciated supporting characters. It's an extraordinary performance, especially one of his late season 3 or 4 appearances when he finds out Bartlet never knew he was an alcoholic, you see him spend the rest of the scene replaying every conversation he's had with Jeb since the convention. It's completely unscripted, but it's there as clear as if there was a page of Sorkinian dialogue connecting the dots for us: he always assumed he was chosen VP because he had a secret too, so Bartlet would tell him about the MS because Leo had told him that Hoynes was an alcoholic. Blew me away. Okay, enough gushing. must find coffee. midnight preview last night, 2 cup morning. |
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TwoFace275 |
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This isn't reallt a rant, so I'll put it here.. but
DAMNIT!
I got a calle arlier from my old job - did I want to start work tomorrow. I'm a student, I can;t afford to look that gift horse in the mouth, so I said I would. Unfortunately, I'm going to a party tomorrow night. I'm also working a 9.30 - 8 shift. So I can't see Batman Begins til Friday! DAMNIT! I was even gonna go to the midnight showing tonight (geek that I am) but obviously I can't as I'm now working... I wanna see my boy Christian kicking ass! (I had been reading American Psycho because of the hype surrounding the film - loved it as much as its possible to love that book. Saw the film afterward, and I knew there and then we had a Batman. I've said it before, I'll say it again - SCREW YOU E-Kelly! Its money, which is great. But still. DAMNIT! *hops impatiently from foot to foot* There is a wonderful sentence in
Augustine... "Do not despair: one of the thieves
was saved. Do not presume: one of the thieves was
damned." - Samuel Beckett.
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Catwoman Meow |
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>> SCREW YOU E-Kelly!
You tell'er, Rob. Not that you can tell Millerites anything. But after you've seen it, I have some lengthier comments in the movie thread. |
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Kendra.gothampm |
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Drinks on me....TEN hours of uninterupted
sleep(first time in 6 monthes)....Just what I needed!
Plus my sunburn from this weekend tanned up nicely and
didn't even peel!
If that's not cause to party, I don't know what is! K. ********* You have the right to remain silent, so shut the f--- up! You have the right to get an attorney. If you can't afford one, we'll get you the dumbest goddamn lawyer we've got. If you get Johnnie Cochrane, I'll kill ya! -Lethal Weapon 4 |
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