Caption Contest http://cattales.yuku.com/forums/78 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Sat, 15 Dec 2007 10:02:03 GMT Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:24:50 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://cattales.yuku.com/forums/78 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ The Most Dangerous Game - DC Edition ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2714/t/The-Most-Dangerous-Game-DC-Edition.html image

"We can handle it, you said. Give the Preserve and refit while Selina's away, you said. She'll be so plased, you said. Give the panther a bath, you said! Brilliant! I salute you worlds greatest detective!"
--stephensmat2

Must... resist... pussy... joke.
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2714 Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:56:48 GMT <![CDATA[ Caption Contest: There can be only one (maybe less) ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2711/t/Caption-Contest-There-can-be-only-one-maybe-less-.html image

After witnessing this image... Joker was rendered completely and utterly sane.
--K9TheFirst1

Well, that's one way to become an Urban Legend.
--stephensmat2

The newest members of the Galen MacDoogles fan club were... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2711 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:29:15 GMT <![CDATA[ Monkeys, always funny. ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2693/t/Monkeys-always-funny-.html image

SSSSSSSQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations. You've scared the bats. Do you know how much work it takes to clean up the Batcave?
--Random Equinox

Batman's log: Scarecrow has taken to playing music after... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2693 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:00:38 GMT <![CDATA[ Azrael means ALWAYS having to say you're sorry. ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2692/t/Azrael-means-ALWAYS-having-to-say-you-re-sorry-.html image

HUNTRESS
"What do you mean I don't lack complexity?!?"
--nodrogs

Geekdom:
"With the power of the FULLY OPERATIONAL Battlestation"
--Star Ranger 4

XX... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2692 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:09:40 GMT <![CDATA[ The focus of the CRIMEFIGHTER on his TASK ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2689/t/The-focus-of-the-CRIMEFIGHTER-on-his-TASK.html image


Being Robin:
Pro: Regularly see attractive women wearing skin-tight costumes.
Con: Regularly see attractive women wearing skin-tight costumes, who also happen to be highly skilled in hand to hand combat.
--Nodrogs

The focus of... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2689 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:18:39 GMT <![CDATA[ X-ray vision + Secret Society surveillance + Felix Faust in the shower... Ew, just... Ew. ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2686/t/X-ray-vision-Secret-Society-surveillance-Felix-Faust---showe.html image

"Uh... we have a question coming into the studio regarding last week's Caption Contest. Speaking as someone with X-Ray vision, are they real?"
"Her teeth? of course, they're straight and shiny and natural."
"...Well, I'm glad we... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2686 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:54:01 GMT <![CDATA[ Batnip, I presume? ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2683/t/Batnip-I-presume-.html image

Hey, there!
Eddie! Good to see...
How're the two of you doing?
Two? Uh, Bruce and I are...
I must say, you two look particularly fetching.
feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2683 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:19:30 GMT <![CDATA[ Kryptonite + LSD + burning hot buffalo wings = ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2678/t/Kryptonite-LSD-burning-hot-buffalo-wings-.html image

AzBat was missing something. It wasn't just Selina who thought so.
--stephensmat2

Selina had warned Clark about Harvey's rum balls...
--nodrogs

"So, http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2678 Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:26:49 GMT <![CDATA[ I heard that women can make men feel weak at the knees... ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2674/t/I-heard-that-women-can-make-men-feel-weak-at-the-knees-.html image

Did you hear?
Yeah, Batman just got checked into Arkham. How'd that happen?
Apparently, he ran into Harley Quinn and Pamela Isley. They kept going on and on about how it's been so long since they last saw him and how was he doing and how they should really get together... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2674 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:09:43 GMT <![CDATA[ There's an Earth-3 joke in here somewhere ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2671/t/There-s-an-Earth-3-joke-in-here-somewhere.html image

"No, really officer I was just on my way to a costume ball, when this guy came out of nowhere and started hitting me!"
"That's a lie officer, this man is the real Riddler. He was robbing the place. Robin, tell him!"
"..."
"Robin?"... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2671 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:22:41 GMT <![CDATA[ You all have very dirty minds. ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2666/t/You-all-have-very-dirty-minds-.html image

Rorschach's Journal: May 20th.
The stench of Gotham is everywhere, I thought My City was bad, but the bat is doing such a piss poor job, I had to come. The plants attack you, so do the sewers, so do the clowns, so do the people. The hero has ten year old boys in jockey shorts taking the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2666 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:37:51 GMT <![CDATA[ JLAAA ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2662/t/JLAAA.html image

The first and only time Batman let Superman drive the Batmobile.
--nodrogs

Super U-turn. Yeah. Nicely done, Clark.
--Chris Dee

Clark? Are you okay?
*puff* Yeah... *gasp* ... I'm fine...
'Cause you're starting to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2662 Tue, 19 May 2009 17:17:57 GMT <![CDATA[ My Precious... ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2655/t/My-Precious-.html image

Log entry 4829462396:
Cat earings, Good.
Glow in the Dark Cat Earings, Bad.
--Star Ranger4

Like Batman needed any more kryptonite.
--Kessie

My precious...
--Random Equinox

*reads... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2655 Tue, 12 May 2009 17:39:49 GMT <![CDATA[ Broken pot = broken heart. ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2651/t/Broken-pot-broken-heart-.html image


What she says: "I give you two simple tasks... Hold onto one of my potted beauties and keep me abreast on the Batman situation, and you screw up both, you hunk of worthless meat!"
What he hears: "~ hold ~ my ~ breasts ~ you ~ hunk ~!"
--nodrogs

... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2651 Wed, 06 May 2009 11:22:48 GMT <![CDATA[ Easiest way to ensure that you never get laid. ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2648/t/Easiest-way-to-ensure-that-you-never-get-laid-.html image

The real problem when the costume gets ripped... the interesting stains it leaves behind
--Starranger4

Rejected protocol number 238 for dealing with Superman's X-Ray vision.
--Nodrogs

Uh... no. Definitely not. Superheroes (and superheroines) wear underwear over their clothes. Frat boys wear underwear over their heads.... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2648 Tue, 28 Apr 2009 14:26:39 GMT <![CDATA[ It was J'onn's idea ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2643/t/It-was-J-onn-s-idea.html image

You know, Bruce, when you asked if I could store some of your trophies while you did some spring cleaning, I thought you meant Catwoman's costumes. This... wasn't what I had in mind.
--Random Equinox

It was J'onn's idea; I just... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2643 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:01:19 GMT <![CDATA[ I am Vengeance, I am Justice, I am... dipped in chocolate ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2639/t/I-am-Vengeance-I-am-Justice-I-am-dipped-in-chocolate.html image

Unable to find a vat of acid at the Smiling Sweets Candy Factory, Joker had to make do with what was on hand.
--nodrogs

Oompa Loompa Doopity Do,
Riddler's got a puzzle for you,
Oompa Loompa Doopity De,
If you are smart you will listen to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2639 Tue, 14 Apr 2009 14:29:25 GMT <![CDATA[ Yes, as a a matter of fact, I did have to kill her. Did you see what she's wearing? ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2635/t/Yes----matter--fact--did---kill--Did-----s-wearing-.html image

Tired of the league's complaints about his lack of humor, Batman commits the greatest April Fools prank of all time.
--nodrogs

If you want to play, Talia, learn to dodge.
-DorothyTRose

Actually,... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2635 Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:35:40 GMT <![CDATA[ You heard him, no rules in a knife fight ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2627/t/You-heard-him-no-rules-in-a-knife-fight.html image

Black Manta can't believe he never thought of trying this.
--nodrogs

"Now we can do this the Easy Way or the Hard Way."
WHACK!
"The Easy Way."
--stephensmat2

Every so often, some members of the... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2627 Wed, 25 Mar 2009 08:49:12 GMT <![CDATA[ MULCH THIS! ]]> http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2624/t/MULCH-THIS-.html image

Clayface and Poison Ivy have won the last five seasons of Dancing with the Stars...largely because everyone else is too afraid to tell them how awful they are.
--Coralskipper

No, wasn't the salt water. It was beauty killed the beast...
--stephensmat2
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (All Seeing Oracle) http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2624 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:56:10 GMT