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        <![CDATA[ Cat-Tales series of Batman and Catwoman fiction by Chris Dee, Spinoffs JLAin't about the Justice League, Wicked Verse with Jason Blood and Etrigan, Two-Faced Tales with Harvey Dent, and Reap What You Sow featuring Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Okay, maybe it is my kink... ]]></title>
			<link>http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2719/t/Okay-maybe-it-is-my-kink-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  TV&#39;s former Catwoman, JULIE NEWMAR, has helped police crack a jewellery heist case after spotting her stolen gems online.
  <br>
  More than $25,000 (£15,600) worth of jewels and keepsakes were stolen from Newmar&#39;s Hollywood home last year (08) and now the authorities have found the
  man they&#39;re convinced is responsible for the theft.
  <br>
  <br>
  A Los Angeles law enforcement source tells TMZ.com Newmar found some of her items on sale on auction website... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Chris Dee)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:51:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Greetings, I bring an idea: the fox paradox and Selina ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <p>This is my first post here, so first off I should say hello. I&#39;m reynard and I have been reading Cat Tales off this website and fanfiction.net for a
long time. I love your work immensely Chris, it&#39;s a masterpiece.
<br>
<br>
But besides a greeting, I also wanted to throw an idea out there that may cause some silliness in the Cat tales universe. My idea: the fox. If you haven&#39;t
already guessed by my username, the fox is one of my favorite animals. I have always found it... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Oracle's Caption Contest ]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 08:26:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ "Gotham Post" Gets Azrael Right ]]></title>
			<link>http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2716/t/-Gotham-Post-Gets-Azrael-Right.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Hello, all... long time reader, first time poster... I&#39;m a comic book fan, though I don&#39;t read Batman... mainly because I read Chris Dee&#39;s fanfic,
which does a far better job. I flipped through Gotham Sirens recently, for instance, and when I saw Talia teaching Catwoman to resist interrogation I was like
&quot;She&#39;d NEVER trust the Demonspawn.&quot; <img src="http://thegothampost.com/smiles/batman4.gif"> Anyway, I just wanted to thank Chris for a lovely story, and point out... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 00:02:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ They've got four kinds of kryptonite in the other room, wait here and I'll get some ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div style="text-align: center;">
  <img style="width: 167px; height: 221px;" src="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/cattydee/bab_cv16_solicit.jpg" alt="image">
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    <br>
    Talia&#39;s first attempt to break up her Beloved and the Cat Whore by masquerading as her, using the reference material known as &#39;the Post&#39; for
    the costume. The result: She spent three weeks in traction and a dip in the Pit to remove the scars. Clark spent a month... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The Most Dangerous Game - DC Edition ]]></title>
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    &quot;We can handle it, you said. Give the Preserve and refit while Selina&#39;s away, you said. She&#39;ll be so plased, you said. Give the panther a
    bath, you said! Brilliant! I salute you worlds greatest detective!&quot;
    <br>
    --stephensmat2
    <br>
    <br>
    Must... resist... pussy... joke.
    <br>... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ The Most Dangerous Game - DC Edition ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div style="text-align: center;">
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    &quot;We can handle it, you said. Give the Preserve and refit while Selina&#39;s away, you said. She&#39;ll be so plased, you said. Give the panther a
    bath, you said! Brilliant! I salute you worlds greatest detective!&quot;
    <br>
    --stephensmat2
    <br>
    <br>
    Must... resist... pussy... joke.
    <br>... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Caption Contest: There can be only one (maybe less) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div style="text-align: center;">
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    After witnessing this image... Joker was rendered completely and utterly sane.
    <br>
    --K9TheFirst1
    <br>
    <br>
    Well, that&#39;s one way to become an Urban Legend.
    <br>
    --stephensmat2
    <br>
    <br>
    The newest members of the Galen MacDoogles fan club were... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Cat-Tales 59: Do No Harm ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div style="text-align: center;">
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    Because you demanded it, Untold Tales from the Book 1 era of Cat-Tales...<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span> <a style="font-weight: bold;" title="Do No Harm" target="_blank" href="http://catwoman-cattales.com/ct/59-donoharm-00.htm">Do No Harm</a>
    <br>
    <br>
    <br>
  </div>... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:35:46 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Vampire Fiction. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ #Steps up onto Soapbox, clear throat#
<br>
<br>
When did Vampires become sexy?
<br>
<br>
Yes, I will grant you, that it&#39;s not a new concept. Dracula, written quite some time ago, made the Vampire mythos shift to include staying young and
beautiful forever, plus whatever powers a Nosferatu has over their &#39;Thralls&#39;, male or female.
<br>
<br>
That being the case, even Buffy had vampires as something unholy and soulless. Buffy managed to bag two of them and still waved her crucifix at... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:13:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Book 4 ]]></title>
			<link>http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2701/t/Book-4.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ It&#39;s here! 
<br>

<div style="text-align: center;">
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    The downloadable, printable PDF compilation of Cat-Tales Book 4 is now complete, and available for download on the website.
    <br>
    <br>
    <font size="1">Please note:  32-bit browsers running on 64-bit operating systems are encountering errors when trying to open Acrobat files in the browser. 
    If you encounter... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:25:49 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Cat-Tales Graphic Novel? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div style="text-align: center;">
  <div style="text-align: left;">
    Well, the beginning...
    <br>
  </div><img src="http://catwoman-cattales.com/images/webcomic.jpg" alt="image">
  <br>

  <div style="text-align: left;">
    <br>
    I can&#39;t believe it either!  But our own Dorothy T. Rose has produced a Graphic Prologue to the Cat-Tales series, taken from CT1, Chapter 1, Part 1. 
    You really have to see it.
    <br>
    <br>

    <div style="text-align: center;">
      <a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 10:23:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The cat piano ]]></title>
			<link>http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2699/t/The-cat-piano.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Wonderful piece of art that needs to be shared
<br>
<br>
<a title="" target="_blank" href="http://vimeo.com/3985019">The cat piano</a> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:51:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Now we got us a fair fight ]]></title>
			<link>http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2697/t/Now-we-got-us-a-fair-fight.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <p>I just heard that Disney is buying Marvel Entertainment.  Now, superficially, the biggest blow falls on Universal theme parks, Disney&#39;s biggest
competitor in the &quot;Pay $100 to stand in line in the sweltering sun&quot; business, who have a quarter  park full of attractions that are all Marvel
themed.  (Six Flags is in dire financial straits, so maybe they can pick up the theme park licenses for DC characters and do some creative re-theming.)
<br>
<br>
But more interesting to me is... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:52:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Monkeys, always funny. ]]></title>
			<link>http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2693/t/Monkeys-always-funny-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <div style="text-align: center;">
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  <div style="text-align: left;">
    <br>
    SSSSSSSQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    <br>
    Congratulations. You&#39;ve scared the bats. Do you know how much work it takes to clean up the Batcave?
    <br>
    --Random Equinox
    <br>
    <br>
    Batman&#39;s log: Scarecrow has taken to playing music after... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:00:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Azrael means ALWAYS having to say you're sorry. ]]></title>
			<link>http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2692/t/Azrael-means-ALWAYS-having-to-say-you-re-sorry-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <div style="text-align: center;">
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    <span style="font-weight: bold;">HUNTRESS
    <br></span> &quot;What do you mean I don&#39;t lack complexity?!?&quot;
    <br>
    --nodrogs
    <br>
    <br>
    Geekdom:
    <br>
    &quot;With the power of the FULLY OPERATIONAL Battlestation&quot;
    <br>
    --Star Ranger 4
    <br>
    <br>
    <strong>XX... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:09:40 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The focus of the CRIMEFIGHTER on his TASK ]]></title>
			<link>http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2689/t/The-focus-of-the-CRIMEFIGHTER-on-his-TASK.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <div style="text-align: center;">
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    <br>
    Being Robin:
    <br>
    Pro: Regularly see attractive women wearing skin-tight costumes.
    <br>
    Con: Regularly see attractive women wearing skin-tight costumes, who also happen to be highly skilled in hand to hand combat.
    <br>
    --Nodrogs
    <br>
    <br>
    The focus of... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 10:18:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ X-ray vision + Secret Society surveillance + Felix Faust in the shower... Ew, just... Ew. ]]></title>
			<link>http://cattales.yuku.com/topic/2686/t/X-ray-vision-Secret-Society-surveillance-Felix-Faust---showe.html</link>
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    <div>
      &quot;Uh... we have a question coming into the studio regarding last week&#39;s Caption Contest. Speaking as someone with X-Ray vision, are they
      real?&quot;
      <br>
      &quot;Her teeth? of course, they&#39;re straight and shiny and natural.&quot;
      <br>
      &quot;...Well, I&#39;m glad we... ]]></description>

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